I also love Charlie McDonnell and David Tennant <3 :D
And I am a Nerdfighter :) <3
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48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
i like your grandpa
Source: psychoticpingouins
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
Source: kawhoru
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100% of people who don’t have sex with me will die eventually
Source: lonelywhiteasian
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This made me laugh quite a lot
Source: whendogmetdolphin
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idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
Source: hungarian
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Rebloggable, as requested.
Aussie slang Glossary [x]
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I need a moment to process this
I just dropped my spoon
I can’t breathe
Source: dives-and-divas
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Why I use social networks
is for asking people what’s for homework
is there for stalking celebrities
is for listening to music
and tumblr is my life .
Source: modelcity
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- me: mum yahoo bought tumblr
- mum: yumblr
Source: pierce-thesirens
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How did this get 71,000 notes?!
Also, now that tumblr is being bought by yahoo, does this mean I will finally get paid for every note generated? And if so, can I declare that payment as fishing boat proceeds?!
Source: bstinsons
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what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
Source: dazegetbrighter
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I did a comic about marriage equality…
Literally me right now looking at this glorious piece of art
Source: samorchard
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dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Source: bedquest
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nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
Source: cheese3d
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